Seriously contemplated running off with all those keys to all the apartments as a joke. Don’t think anyone else would find it that funny though…
Game of Desks Portraits - Jimmy Fallon
Game of Desks is coming… Friday May 24.
So glad I wasn’t drinking anything when this came scrolling by.
Maybe you should try and get a husband, get some stability in your life, okay?
(via ghost-al-qaeda)
Source: teflongrl
Illustrations by Paul X. Johnson:
all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)
(via star-crash)
Treat to self!
















