March 2012
Watching the buried life, crying, and cutting...
God, I’m way too emotional to watch them help this blind guy get to ride a horse again after years. GO AWAY PERIOD.
Also, I cut some of my pearl snaps up, and they turned out awesome.
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summdawg:
dopamineandnorepinephrine:
Safety Not Guaranteed trailer
I couldn’t get it to load all the way but:
Seattle
Jake Johnson
I’M IN.
You’re forgetting the most important thing here:
AUBREY PLAZA.
I cannot wait!
Cosmo tip #214
expertcosmotips:
Gently rub his stomach and whisper, “Soon this will be plump with my seed”. Always do this on the first date.
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I love not wearing underwear when I wear a dress.
God, Kate, all the Britney Spears posts have really gotten to me.
I managed to drink a whole bottle by myself, can I...
Well, I can, but without getting sick or hungover?
Wine drunk.
Rewatching the second season of Eli Stone from...
And he just was talking about how tempted he was to read his dads journal (that had all his dads visions of the future and most likely including Eli’s death) just to make sure that George Lucas doesn’t make anymore Star Wars movies:
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thecakebar:
How to make a shot glass out of ice! (tutorial/video)
YOU MUST WATCH!
You can serve mocktails on this too, doesn’t have to be alcohol
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Okay, so I'm on the Nebraska episode of The...
When did Rick become such a badass?
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muchisgivenandmuchisrequired replied to your post: Just listened to Lana Del Ray for the first time…
I bought the CD, unfortunately. Good thing is it was pretty cheap. Bad thing is I am too ashamed to even give it away.
HAHAHAHA. Only Nena still buys cds of random artists.
If I have to listen to Trevor playing Battlefield...
then he has to listen to me sing with my headphones on…
What a pair.
Just listened to Lana Del Ray for the first...
and now I get it. Yep, it’s pretty terrible.
McChouffe with dinner.
And Shiner for dessert.
Dear lord, thank you for beer.
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So, I am at about 80% sure that I'm going to go to...
I’ve always been a math and science nerd, a foodie, a technical film enthusiast, etc.
I love all these things, but being good and knowledgeable about all these things never felt right for when it came to who I want to be and the kind of life I want to live.
I think that going into this field I will get to enjoy myself at work and still get to be an individual both at work and outside....
No one goes to Walgreens, right?
‘Cause I have some coupons I want/need to use but I really don’t feel like taking a shower today.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally donates his favourite pair of jeans to the Salvation Army when going through his closet this Spring.
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Beethoven tells you what it’s like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what...
– Douglas Adams (via blogthoven)
Kraft Macaroni n Cheese Tips
abloodymess:
Attack the top, it’s going to try to fuck with you, but just go balls out and tear that fucker off.
If you are making it just for you, only pour 3/4ths of the noodles into the boiling water. This allows the remaining noodles to be cheesier.
Don’t use milk. Instead use 1/4th cup of water. Don’t ask why this works, it just does.
Thank you and good night.
I have a little addition...
Report: 'Grimm' Renewed By NBC For Season Two |... →
I’m super stoked about this. It started off kind of bad and cheesy, but now it’s all dark and creepy and awesome! YAY !
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Finally guilted my mom into finally sending me my...
This is what our back and forth text post looks like:
Me: Hey, if you get a chance tomorrow could you make a copy of the insurance info and mail it to me. I really need contacts. Thanks, love you! (TWO WEEKS AGO)
Mom: What size is your bed? (ONE WEEK AGO)
Me: It’s a queen but we are upgrading to a king in a month or so… (ONE WEEK AGO)
Me: Hey, have you mailed the insurance...
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