February 2012
So I would have gotten the job at Whole Foods,
but I’m in Texas now. Wah wah, I just want insurance.
January 2012
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reallyfoxnews:
Amid abortion debate, Komen cancer charity halting grants to Planned Parenthood
The nation’s leading breast-cancer charity, Susan G. Komen for the Cure, is halting its partnerships with Planned Parenthood affiliates — creating a bitter rift, linked to the abortion debate, between two iconic organizations that have assisted millions of women.
The change will mean a cutoff of...
Have I ever had “ANY unwanted/undesired physical... →
whiskeyrobot:
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thebaddominicana:
Earlier in this pregnancy, I filled out my “Initial Health History” form for prenatal and birth care. You know: check the box if you’ve experienced severe headaches, diabetes, all sorts of things. After the usual “Emotional abuse,” “Physical abuse,” “Sexual abuse,” I got to this very interesting...
Got an interview with Whole Foods today. I want it...
Quiz: Cheesy 80s Movie Songs
mentalflossr:
Take the quiz.
I’m going to be making this into a playlist.
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DIY Vintage Kitchen Chairs
ramshackleglam:
Q. Hi Jordan!
My boyfriend and I moved in together in August and we are almost all set up…but one of the biggest hiccups so far has been finding kitchen chairs that we like.
We want something bright (a turquoise distressed wooden chair would be awesome in my mind), and something with a vintage feel to it, but we don’t want to spend crazy amounts of money on them because, after...
FOXY SHAZAM IS PLAYING A CONCERT 15 MINUTES...
This lady better be there! Even if I go alone…
One of the main reasons I used to be mostly...
is because meat makes me sick, especially if it has a lot of preservatives or some bullshit in it.
Anyway, my butthole just paid the price for that Five Guys burger smothered in jalepenos. Ugh, back to my bread, cheese, and organic fucking eggs.
I’m sorry, but I am picky as hell so me being *~~~vegetarian~~~* is expensive as hell. I just want to eat chicken and keep it down for more...
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Got up and stretched out some space.
Just polished off the cake. I want to die, gonna go on a diet…tomorrow. Still some time to fit in more popcorn to celebrate today’s National Popcorn Day!
I just want to stop feeling so stuffed from Five...
(haha) so I can eat the giant ass piece of chocolate cake that I brought home from PF Changs the other day. They weren’t kidding, calling it The Great Wall of Chocolate. Clever asses.
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Best response I have ever received.
celinedionsbff replied to your post: Just had Five Guys for the first time.
literally thought you had a five-guy-gangbang for a sec.
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Just had Five Guys for the first time.
Just realized I went from a town of 999 people in Texas to a city of 331285 in Ohio.
I’ve got to get back to my mostly vegetarian/home cooked ways. All this restaurant food is so delicious, but it’s gonna make me a serious chubster.
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im totally stressing about where to live. Sublet...
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wideeyedbrowns replied to your post: Not two minutes into eating deliciously gooey manicotti…
So many good Trevors out there.
So blessed. It’s my 1 of 4 lady times of the year; and I’m tired, and grumpy, and crampy, and he is just like here have all the loves still. So damn lucky.
Not two minutes into eating deliciously gooey...
I texted Trevor:
Me: Please go buy me brownies, and I will love you foreverrrrrr
Him: After I finish eating?
Me: I guess………
He just called me from the store, not premade brownies so he’s coming home with a couple different of those Betty Crocker microwave dessert dillers and lots of diet soda. God Bless America.
“…But I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned in...”
– Tina Fey (on social pressure on women’s bodies), Bossypants (via girlsack)
“It’s unclear why Britain’s NME would have their hands on a new poem by Jay-Z,...”
– Jay-Z Supposedly Retiring the Word Bitch | Vulture
:’)
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Hardest part about moving to a new...
Finding new friends that will end up being legitimately great friends.
This is my first move not on my own, that makes such a huge difference in how lonely you can get in a new city.
Cincinnati people where are you?
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Watch
very soon I know
I know I’ve been missing from tumblr this past week. So here is this.
Also, I’m in Cincinnati, it’s super cold and snowyish. But I love it so far! Tomorrow Trev hits the pavement hard on his search for his dream (or good paying) job and I will continue the search for a lovely home. I’ll let you know how it turns out.
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youveescaped:
She pressed her lips to mind. — A typo
How many years I must have yearned for someone’s lips against mind. Pheromones, newly born, were floating between us. There was hardly any air.
She kissed me again, reaching that place that sends messages to toes and fingertips, then all the way to something like home. Some music was playing on its own.
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I will be in Cincinnati on Thursday. No more Texas. I feel like its still so far away but that I don’t have enough time go say all my goodbyes.
confusedtree asked: You don't blog about the pussy game anymore and it makes me sad
