They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
I just got a hella raise y'all!
I’m talking an extra 100+ per check! Yay me!
That poop after you've at a ton of eggplant...
So, so smooth.
I honestly love when our drinking parties turn...
Everything is covered: Death penalty (we are from Texas) Patriot act The draft Personal rights Many a wars Taxes Welfare Health bill Etc, etc.
My Day Alone at the Boyfriends place
Sleep in until 12 Masturbate Catch up on Hulu shows First poop at the boyfriends house Dance party all by myself Shower More dance party Start working on a party playlist ‘cause I’m ready to be trashed and it’s not even Friday. I really shouldn’t be left alone. Trevor nor his roommates will notice so it will be alright to have danced all around this place in ways...
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That awkward moment when a Law & Order episode...
note-a-bear: It’s not even imaginatively problematic. This is hippie-dippie first-year-of-college-I-don’t-know-any-better problematic. Ugh. Dick Wolfed. I’m also watching this episode. This stuff is insanely interwoven and overly “twisted”.
Words With Friends: CurtisShmurtis
I will probably kick your ass.
My day just went to poop. FUCK THIS I'M EATING...
Get to work 20 minutes early. Find out I have a lot more errands to run than normal, which is fine because it means more hours which means more money. Let’s just say that today was full of dead truck batteries, eye allergies, lots of miscommunication and an angry boss. If it weren’t for Amanda I probably would have been stranded almost an hour away from home and with only one...
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sufferbus: niub: notean: sophrosune: Unheroic, glum miracle. HUMANE, MAD MAD SPECIAL OF BEVERAGE JAM IN BEARS I AM ERRORLESS IMMACULATENESS. Get on my level.
How my 2-hour nap turned to a 3-hour nap.
(2 minutes before my alarm goes off) -Phone call that I thought was my alarm going off- Sister: Is it okay if I go with Deidra…yadda yadda yadda…more yadda yadda yadda…getting towards the end of the yadda yadda yadd—- Me: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK Sister: Okay, just asking, by—- Me: -Hang Up- Turn off alarm and go back to sleep for another hour just because I...