Melissa just closed herself in her bedroom...
kateinpayne: …I think she might be masturbating real quick before we watch Boardwalk Empire. Just kidding. She came back. ….or did she cum back??? Cum back, fa sho.
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.– Hunter S. Thompson (via sothenshe) This has been a favorite topic among my gal pals.
Wii Fit Hula Hoops. Hot jizz this stuff is tough! I will break 400 spins in under a minute, I WILL!
I think it’s time you come over and play Wii Fit with me! I got to shed some for Kate’s wedding…not like I have a dress to wear or anything and it’s only a month away……………………. Kate’s gonna get laid in less than a month. I CANNOT FREAKING WAIT. The knowledge is a better gift than a re-wearable bridesmaid dress!
So, if you stalk my tumblr, you’d know that I hadn’t been getting much sleep nor been very hungry (at least not for food, only alcohol). I kinda-sort’ve blacked out at work Friday and got sent home. I’m hoping it was just from exhaustion and not some crazy lady-parts stuff going on…Gotta go back to the gyno tomorrow or Tuesday and get checked out again. Slept a...
Each night when I return the cab to the garage I have to clean the cum off the...– Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) Taxi Driver 1976
Last night I could only sleep 4 hours.
Tried to take a two hour nap, made it about an hour and a half. Tonight I didn’t make it 3 hours. I am a mad grumpy gills right now thanks to my uterus hurting so bad it keeps waking me up. And well, now that I’m up, I’m up. At least for 6-7 hours. So what am I going to do? Watch Taxi Driver and eating Cheese Pizza Rolls until Trevor gets here at 9 am. Oh, did I mention he...
My Thanksgiving meal:
2 Coors Light A bunch of Sangria and a mini cupcake. I just wasn’t hungry, but had the best time with my family. Best thanksgiving ever!
Nearly 11 pm
and I have to start on the twice baked potatoes! I’m gonna be up all night! Leave me pictures of what you’re up to right now, I wanna see all your beautiful faces! Ask me things?
Time to dance and make cupcakes and more pies!
kateinpayne: Melissa I just wanted you to know, since I am getting married in less than a month, now, that of all my friends and/or acquaintances I have ever had (that are girls) you are the only, ONLY, one who I would have my crazy, experimental lesbian affair with. Why? 1) You are sexy/dirty enough for a crazy, experimental lesbian affair. 2) You are chilled out enough that I think we would...
Got a Pap Smear today and felt violated.
‘Cause she played with my tits, then went on down to the vag and never finished me off. She got what she needed and that was that. Just not fair in my opinion!
I honestly love The League.
How to know when you really like someone:
you delete all you’re saved back-up sexts/sexy pics. Surprisingly not as tough as I thought it would be.
Trevor called me his novia tonight and I pretty...